how to get your heart broken in 50 easy steps

1. have a crush
2. pursue
3. fall. hard.
4. text
5. call
6. laugh
7. hold hands
8. smile
9. go out to lunch multiple times a week
10. tell each other secrets
11. talk about the future
12. have someone break you the news
13. numbness ensues
14. be quiet
15. think
16. don't cry
17. don't cry
18. don't cry
19. think about the past
20. think about them
21. think about you
22. think about you both
23. numbness continues
24. listen to every sad song you've ever heard
25. sleep a lot
26. get mad
27. be embarrassed
28. mope
29. stare at your phone for copious amounts of time hoping they'll call and tell you it was all a lie.
30. don't cry
31. don't cry
32. don't cry
33. numbness continues
34. blank stares
35. confront
36. yell
37. scream
38. swear
39. name calling (also counts as swearing?)
40. ask for the truth
41. get told another lie
42. manipulative words that you wish you could believe
43. more sad music
44. a late night apologetic phone call
45. trust issues
46. long nights awake thinking
47. texts that were typed, deleted, re-typed, deleted again, and never sent
48. dramatic sighs
49. sit in the car long after the engine was turned off
50. think about them non stop no matter how much you try not to